I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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