PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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