i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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