Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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