Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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