don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i believe in u and ur pee
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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