no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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