It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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