i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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