There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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