i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We named our party play list daddy issues
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I enjoy the company of your penis
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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