Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
we're so committed to being not committed
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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