Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize