I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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