So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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