She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This is my life. Enjoy the view
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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