please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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