He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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