it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I could make wine with my vomit
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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