you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize