VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Randomize