I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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