i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
tell me about the fingering
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