Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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