I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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