how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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