your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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