i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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