Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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