Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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