google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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