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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  dude why did you let me call her?!

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  i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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  WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  the wall and i were having dominance issues.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them

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  Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT

  (310): View more from California

  NO SHAME NOVEMBER

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day

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• (315): View more from New York

  Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are

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• (805): View more from California

  As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer

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