I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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