So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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