omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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