dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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