There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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