Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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