We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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