I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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