Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Randomize