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  • 90 41
    Submitted by smashedface on May 3, 11 at 3:15pm

    If you let some seep up your asshole, yes.

    • 45 45
      Submitted by danofballs on May 3, 11 at 3:43pm

      very true, get extremely drunk. vodka enema ftw

      • 40 43
        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 3, 11 at 4:28pm

        You can rapidly absorb up to a liter of fluid through the lining of the rectum. This dosage method is known as per rectum (PR).

  • 80 45
    Submitted by quwoosh on May 3, 11 at 7:27pm

    why would you stand in a tank of vodka? why not just go get a cup and drink some?

  • 80 45
    Submitted by Phys on May 3, 11 at 4:55pm

    I think you have to be drunk to even try this in the first place

  • 50 35
    Submitted by xoluvmexo on May 4, 11 at 6:29am

    Lmao @ beatfirstfirst

  • 44 32
    Submitted by uchicago on May 4, 11 at 11:49pm

    I think mj007 may have been joking. I hope? And I also hope R_R is joking or simply happened to choose his/her words very poorly. Skin is not "water proof" (sweat, anyone?) however one of its functions is certainly to help regulate fluid loss/intake in the body.

    • 36 62
      Submitted by mj007 on May 5, 11 at 1:02am

      haha i was joking, sort of... you do absorb stuff through your skin but i dunno how effectively you could get "drunk" from sitting in vodka

    • 40 35
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 6, 11 at 4:42am

      Look up phospholipid bilayers. Made to be water proof but they still actively transport intersticial fluids through the cell wall. There us a hydrophobic and a hydrophelic layer but it has to get fluids in. try per rectum fast, effective and more efficient.

      • 42 36
        Submitted by mj007 on May 18, 11 at 8:35pm

        haha i prefer shots, but thanks for the advice

  • 55 58
    Submitted by R_R on May 3, 11 at 7:28pm

    definitely not going to work since other than the callus layer which is only really on your hands and feet, your skin is water-proof.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by mj007 on May 3, 11 at 4:13pm

    The answer is yes. anything you put on your skin is absorbed throughout your entire body and reaches your major internal organs with in 30 seconds. also, might i suggest the movie Beerfest

    • 42 43
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 3, 11 at 4:32pm

      Moving a significant amount through the inisticial spaces, and perfusing though the blood stream to major organs would take longer than 30 seconds. Put a shit on your skin, and cover it with tegaderm or a plastic wrap so it cannot evaporate and see what happens.

      • 41 41
        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 3, 11 at 4:34pm

        *intersticial

        • 35 36
          Submitted by grenadewizard on May 4, 11 at 6:20am

          *in testicle. no?

          • 50 44
            Submitted by EMTPirate on May 4, 11 at 2:54pm

            Intersticial is the spaces between cells and outside if the veins.

      • 53 34
        Submitted by mj007 on May 5, 11 at 12:51am

        http://www.mimistanningshak.com/Mineral_Oil_~_Avoid_It_.html

  • 48 55
    Submitted by jltc on May 3, 11 at 3:22pm

    Yeah, I think with enough time and enough vodka that would do it.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Keanuu on May 4, 11 at 2:05pm

    That's a lot if vodka. Instead of that you should throw a party! And invite me! If you're a girl and hot. Or a guy with hot girl friends! :D

  • 41 85
    Submitted by beatfirstfirst on May 3, 11 at 3:02pm

    first