she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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