Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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