I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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