Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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