Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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