did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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