I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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