See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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