it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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