I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The uberlube is also flammable
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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