It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
two words...techno handjob
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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